So far who did you talk to the most today?
What is the best name for a butler?
What was your last weird encounter?
Hmm. I have lots of them lately. Bumping into an old music teacher in TJs? That was weird.
Whats the weirdest story of one of your scars?
Oh gods. Um, how about the scar on my arm from when I wanted blood for an art project and got carried away? Or the one on my knee from chasing a nurse across a deserted beach on some island off Turkey. Or the one from when I was four, and the school bully beat me with my best friend, and said best friend got his tooth lost somewhere in my cranium. I'm a veritable mass of amusing scar tissue, me.
Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear?
Er, vaguely. The only part thats really familiar is when Bambi's mum gets shot. Give me Fantasia any day.
What color is your toothbrush?
Blue. Its got a tongue scrubbing bit. It does.
What is your middle name spelled backwards?
Hterag. Spell it H'Terag and it could be some weird SciFi name!
Can you eat well with chopsticks?
What odd things creep you out?
Not much really. I hate spiders, but they don't creep me out as such.
Have you ever felt an earthquake?
There was that whole Brynglas Tremor thing, but I think I slept through it.
What do you do with the hot grease when youre done cooking bacon?
Cook the egg in it, of course.
What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
Shark? Swordfish? Actually I'll go with Kangeroo. One Giant Rat-Thing, comming up!
What color are your socks today?
Black. I'm not sure I own socks that arent.
What is your favorite word that starts with the letter G?
Gareth, of course!
Who do you blame for your mood today?
I can't blame my mood today on a person, I haven't really been social enough.
If Ricky Martin had a trademark what would it be?
I thought he did? People used to babble about his hips.
What is something scientists need to invent?
Many things. I'd like a robot battle suit that flies right now. That'd be cool.
What is the closest object to your left foot?
My camera tripod.
Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Bea Arthur! BEA ARTHUR!!! (A shiney penny to anyone other than Fat Sam or Irish who gets the reference...)
Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?
Kinda. Its not very funny though. Heres one everyone can get;
Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?
Woman: Oh no, I must be paralysed too!
What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?
Lately, it feels about five minutes, never mind hours.
How do ugly people make you feel?
They make me feel like serving their more attractive friend first! Good gods but thats shallow...
Where was your mothers hometown?
Where was your fathers hometown?
Newport. Never stood a chance, did I?
What are the posters on your walls?
Clockwise, from above; Naked Brody Dalle, Jessica Alba in Sin City, Vallo from HIM, some random FHM bird by the name of 'Milena,' The Juggernaught, Some bird with three breasts, a midget in a gimp mask being straddled by a whip bearing dominatrix, and an ancient Interview With the Vampire one. I've also got a Walk The Line one thats yet to find its place.
Say two words that rhyme:
Umm, 'ship' and 'chip'
Do you use online terms in real life?
What do you think people think of you?
One truly dreads to think.
Do you think this year will be better than the last?
Here's hoping!Last year was a mixture of great and extreem shiteness. This year... seems to be going the same way.
Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list and how do you feel about them?
Discounting my mother, who is virtually always on there, that'd be Carys again. How do I feel about her? By moving my hands ... oh, right! She's me partner in drunken misadventures! :P
Do you know who Salad Fingers Is?
TEr, nope. Should I? Hmm, google... Okip, now I do. And I'll never fucking sleep again :|
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
You can't seriously want me to pick out of my life? The latest was breaking my arm. That'll do you.
What is your favorite commercial of the moment?
Hmm. My minds gone blank. The Sky One live action Simpsons is cool. Or the One with all the bouncy balls and the song 'Heartbeats' playing.
What does it take to make you cry?
Yeah, because I'm really going to post that on here. Its not easy, I'll give you that.
What are you looking forward to?
Well, I'm off to Ireland on Friday. Other than that, MY STUDENT LOAN!!!
Have you ever cried because you thought you were ugly?
Once, when I was a kid. Girls can be cruel when your twelve...
Who did you kiss today?
No one, actually.
What do you like to do when you are alone?
What is missing from your life?
Too much to mention here, thats for sure.
Would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?
Nah. I've got a tie dyed tshirt somewhere.
Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say?
"My mom just liked to move for some reason" Johnny Depp - A Kind Of Illusion
When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
I have a stuffed Sylvester the Cat, and a yellow dragon. I've had 'em both longer than I can remember.
If it was your last day on earth what shoes would you wear?
Hmm, comfort or style. Gimme the New Rocks, I can kick people and not really have to worry.
Do you own a Super Nintendo?
Can you name all 7 dwarfs?
Sneezy, Bashfull, Grumpy, Doc, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey. Who the hell came up with those?
Have you ever pretended to be Jewish?
Can't say I have.
What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?
Jesus. He was behind the sofa all along.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
I'm not sure. I think me and Carys were watching Red Dwarf. Or Bill Hicks. One or the other.
If you had a ball of clay what would you mold it into?
Some sort of weapon with which to annoy my nearest and dearest, no doubt.
What does your Milkshake bring to the yard?
Catholic school girls, if I'm lucky...
Do you have any famous relatives?
I vaguely recall my nan or dad telling me we might be related to Captain Morgan. Don't quote me though, it was a while back.